Squirrel jokes…
What’s a squirrel’s favourite game?
Nuts and crosses
What’s a squirrel’s favourite treat?
A day on the beech!
Why did the pistaccios and the pecans crowd round the squirrel?
Because they’re nuts about him!
Squirrels’ favourite girl’s name?
Hazel.
Squirrels don’t like long complicated explanations, they prefer things in a nutshell.
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