I-Pod jokes

My family and I give out a ‘prize’ for the worst joke after tea in the evening… it is the ceremonial presentation of the pepper-grinder at the dinner table. I’m afraid I’ve won it more than my fair share… and here’s a few examples from us all…….

Ok hang on to your hats…. here we go… our first pepper-grinder (drum roll………………….)

What kind of mp3 player does  ……………………………
A Welshman have?
A Dai-pod!
An optician have?
An eye-pod!
A knitter have?
A 4 ply-pod!
A Star Wars fan?
A Jedi-pod!
A teetotaller?
A dry-pod!
A small winged insect?
A fly-pod!
A witness in court?
A testify-pod!   (they’re getting worse now, aren’t they? : D)
A Hebrew Teacher?
A Rabbi-pod!
The person in the corner?
A shy-pod!
A rugby ‘forward’?
A try-pod!
A pastry chef?
A pie-pod!
A mathematician?
A pi-pod!
J D Salinger?
A Catcher in the Rye-pod!

Well there’s more…. but ‘that’ll do, Donkey!’ as Shrek would say.