Job jokes…

Job and Leaving Job Jokes

Did you hear about…

…the oil rig worker?… left the job… because it was boring?

…the refuse collector?… thought the job was rubbish?

…the doctor?…  got sick of it?

…cabinet maker?… the job went against the grain?

…the butcher?…  got the chop?

…gastroenterologist?…  couldn’t stomach it?

…the worker in the juice-making factory?… just couldn’t concentrate! (think about it!)

…the cardiologist?…  heart wasn’t in it!

…miner?… thought it was the pits!

…the clairvoyant?… couldn’t see any future in it!

… the crime novelist?…  lost the plot!

…pharmacist?… couldn’t bottle it!

…the car mechanic?… jacked it in!

…the meteorologist?… job was too unpredictable, so he stormed out!

…the paratrooper?… got the push!

…the optician? …couldn’t see eye to eye with the clients

…the wine taster?… just couldn’t swallow it!

…the teacher?… was out of his class!

…the baker?…wasn’t enough dough in it for her!

…the caged bird breeder?… got caught with his hand in the Trill! *groan!*