Sat-nav jokes
Some baaaaad pepper-grinders coming up dear readers…. prepare to groan! And thanks to Rosie and Dave for their contributions too!
How did the little fish find its way across the big, wide ocean?He used his sprat-nav!
How did Dracula find his way about in the dark, dark nights of Transylvania?
With his Bat-nav of course!
And those irritating, small winged insects use?
Gnat-nav!
And how does the custard-pie always get its man straight in the face?
Splat-nav!
And what did Aladdin have on his magic carpet?
Mat-nav!
How do marsupials find their way in the Australian outback?
Wombat-nav! Which leads us on to….
Soldiers?
Combat-nav!
Civil Servants?
Beaurocrat-nav!
The Ambassador?
Diplomat-nav!
Spoiled child?
Brat-nav!
A fool?
Prat-nav!
Electric guitar player?
Strat-nav!
That’s all for now…
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