Joke Word Definitions
New Definitions (a la Radio 4’s ‘Sorry I Haven’t a Clue’)
pilgrim: a nasty tasting tablet
free-wheel: a tricycle
forfeit: a quadruped
export: Chester, when the River Dee silted up
disguise: to disrespect men
orchestrate: to neuter one of Tolkein’s nasty goblins
diploma: do the limbo mother!
superb: coriander
dilemma: phone a friend
dilate: keep the heirs waiting
genteel: male serpent-like fish
awe-inspiring: encouraging to reconsider
letter-box: permit female fights
implore: rules for gnomes and other Little People
marshal: Mum’ll do it!
kindred: Christmas! (only joking!!!!)
Disappear… to disrespect a lord of the realm.
Mango… Divorcee.
Antic… Insect’s parasite.
Peony… New puppy on your lap.
Porcupine… Regretful vegetarian.
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